Sep 14 2016

No thanks. I’ll just poop my pants.

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May 28 2016

Top Question

Here I am, just trying to find out ‘Why can’t I copy from Amazon CloudReader,’ and here are┬áthe Google autocomplete suggestions:

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Why can’t I poop is the top question?

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Jul 22 2012

poop-pocalypse

My friend Mel, mother of the world’s most adorable baby, has a new baby. She coined this term based on a recent diaper change (I don’t know which baby’s it was). Thankfully, I do not have photos to confirm whether this qualifies for poop-mageddon status.

Much as being a patient in a hospital debrides you of a great deal of your modesty, being a parent destroys much if not all of your squeamishness. Most parents I know have comedy/horror stories related to various solids and/or liquids being projected upon them by small children.

I think the worst was my friend Jess who licked what she thought was bean dip off her arm….

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