Feb 7 2015

Overheard: 62 yr old male

“Dan’s here…he took a mop in your jukebox.”

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Jun 12 2014

Overheard: 50 yr old female

“I loved to go to the tortilla factory.”

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Apr 21 2014

Overheard: 45 year old male

“You know my wife: ‘Y’all did it, and I’m gonna prove ya did it!'”

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Feb 26 2014

Overheard: 35 yr old female

“When my mom passes away then I’ll be the alpha.”

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Feb 24 2014

Overheard: 30 yr old female

“I’ve been banned from yoga, so my whole bottom half is bigger.”

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Dec 29 2013

Overheard: 9 yr old girl 4 days before Christmas

“Is it too late to be good?”

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Dec 25 2013

Quotable: 72 yr old male

“She paid her way through Bob Jones by makin’ moonshine.”

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Dec 17 2013

Overheard: 28 yr old mother of two girls

“Each one of you are grounded for just looking like an [redacted].”

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Oct 14 2013

Overheard: 60 yr old male

“When they cremate me I want to have a hat on.”

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Jul 28 2013

Overheard: 34 yr old mom

“…you try to put ’em in the car seat and they do this [go stiff] and we call that the board baby, and you just wanna karate chop ’em right in the middle–wa-CHA!”

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