Sep 14 2016

No thanks. I’ll just poop my pants.

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Sep 8 2016

No, Acorns, I really don’t

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Aug 25 2016

Part the Second

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Jul 31 2016

Aeschylus

“Valerius Maximus wrote that he [Aeschylus] was killed outside the city by a tortoise dropped by an eagle which had mistaken his head for a rock suitable for shattering the shell of the reptile. Pliny, in his Naturalis Histori√¶, adds that Aeschylus had been staying outdoors to avoid a prophecy that he would be killed by a falling object.”

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aeschylus

This event was cited in N.D. Wilson’s quite enjoyable Notes From The Tilt-A-Whirl: Wide-Eyed Wonder in God’s Spoken World.

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Jul 28 2016

Quotable: Bob Tabor

“There is no such thing as a free cat.”

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May 28 2016

Top Question

Here I am, just trying to find out ‘Why can’t I copy from Amazon CloudReader,’ and here are¬†the Google autocomplete suggestions:

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Why can’t I poop is the top question?

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May 5 2016

Quotable: Geoffrey Chaucer

“He is no cuckold who has no wife.” –Chaucer, The Miller’s Tale

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Feb 18 2016

Overheard: 25 yr old female

“I need the caffeinated beverages that don’t taste like sadness.”

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Feb 8 2016

Quotable: Buford Van Stomm

“My mom said if I break one more bone she’s gonna break the rest of ’em.”

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Jan 24 2016

Overheard: 35 yr old woman

“ANDREA THATS WHAT I JUST AXE YOU YOURE NOT LISTENING!”

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