Jan 29 2015

“Sorry to burst your pig bladder!”

The best possible closer to an already interesting article at NPR on the surprising success of Laura Ingalls Wilder’s autobiography, published last year.

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Jun 12 2014

Overheard: 50 yr old female

“I loved to go to the tortilla factory.”

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Apr 21 2014

Overheard: 45 year old male

“You know my wife: ‘Y’all did it, and I’m gonna prove ya did it!'”

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Feb 26 2014

Overheard: 35 yr old female

“When my mom passes away then I’ll be the alpha.”

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Feb 24 2014

Overheard: 30 yr old female

“I’ve been banned from yoga, so my whole bottom half is bigger.”

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Dec 29 2013

Overheard: 9 yr old girl 4 days before Christmas

“Is it too late to be good?”

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Dec 25 2013

Quotable: 72 yr old male

“She paid her way through Bob Jones by makin’ moonshine.”

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Dec 17 2013

Overheard: 28 yr old mother of two girls

“Each one of you are grounded for just looking like an [redacted].”

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Oct 14 2013

Overheard: 60 yr old male

“When they cremate me I want to have a hat on.”

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Jul 28 2013

Overheard: 34 yr old mom

“…you try to put ’em in the car seat and they do this [go stiff] and we call that the board baby, and you just wanna karate chop ’em right in the middle–wa-CHA!”

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