Oct 29 2016

Overheard: 40 yr old woman

“The dryer smelled like cat pee. Inside the dryer.”

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Oct 23 2016

Overheard: 50 yr old man

“You were apple-and-oranging me!”

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Sep 29 2016

Overheard: some dude

“Mayo is a poor life choice, man.”

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Feb 18 2016

Overheard: 25 yr old female

“I need the caffeinated beverages that don’t taste like sadness.”

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Jan 24 2016

Overheard: 35 yr old woman

“ANDREA THATS WHAT I JUST AXE YOU YOURE NOT LISTENING!”

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Jan 14 2016

Overheard: 35 yr old female

(speaking to me), “You would not¬†want to be married to me!”

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Dec 31 2015

Overheard: Ian Hamilton

“I should tell you that it’s a double first for me to be here at this conference. First of all because this is the first time I’ve ever spoken at a conference in California and it’s the first time I’ve ever eaten a burrito.

I hope perhaps to come again to conferences in California, and never again to eat a burrito.”

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Aug 19 2015

Overheard: middle aged male

“Son, never do drugs. Unless you get the chance to do peyote.”

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Feb 7 2015

Overheard: 62 yr old male

“Dan’s here…he took a mop in your jukebox.”

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Jan 29 2015

“Sorry to burst your pig bladder!”

The best possible closer to an already interesting article at NPR on the surprising success of Laura Ingalls Wilder’s autobiography, published last year.

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