Sep 19 2017

Overheard: 40 yr old male

“My uncle was ad-libbing as a physician.” 

I talked to this guy, and he clarified that he meant “moonlighting”.

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Oct 29 2016

Overheard: 40 yr old woman

“The dryer smelled like cat pee. Inside the dryer.”

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Oct 23 2016

Overheard: 50 yr old man

“You were apple-and-oranging me!”

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Sep 29 2016

Overheard: some dude

“Mayo is a poor life choice, man.”

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Feb 18 2016

Overheard: 25 yr old female

“I need the caffeinated beverages that don’t taste like sadness.”

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Jan 24 2016

Overheard: 35 yr old woman

“ANDREA THATS WHAT I JUST AXE YOU YOURE NOT LISTENING!”

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Jan 14 2016

Overheard: 35 yr old female

(speaking to me), “You would not¬†want to be married to me!”

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Dec 31 2015

Overheard: Ian Hamilton

“I should tell you that it’s a double first for me to be here at this conference. First of all because this is the first time I’ve ever spoken at a conference in California and it’s the first time I’ve ever eaten a burrito.

I hope perhaps to come again to conferences in California, and never again to eat a burrito.”

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Aug 19 2015

Overheard: middle aged male

“Son, never do drugs. Unless you get the chance to do peyote.”

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Feb 7 2015

Overheard: 62 yr old male

“Dan’s here…he took a mop in your jukebox.”

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