Swearing

Posted By Marveline on May 12, 2009

I was watching Fox News the other night and that Bill O’Reilly is such a cutie and I told Jooboo so and he said Bill O’Reilly was a, well, I won’t repeat what he called him but Jooboo insinuated that Bill O’Reilly’s parents were never married and I told Jooboo that we don’t tolerate that kind of language in this house, thank you very much, and I washed his little mouth out with soap. I had to cut the soap down real small to fit in his little mouth but maybe he will think twice before swearing again. Besides, when I give him kissies his breath smelled like oysters.

The Black Cat

Posted By Marveline on April 10, 2009

The other day I was reading to Jooboo (as I often do) and I was reading him “The Black Cat” by Edgar Poe and when I got to that part where the cat trips the guy as he is going down the stairs Jooboo started laughing and I told him that falling down the stairs was not funny, even if that guy was a drunkard, but he just kept laughing and he wouldn’t quit so I gave him a bath and he didn’t think it was so funny then.